You had me at hello.: Archive

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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My tonsils have swelled, badly again.

I can’t swallow and it looks like to golf balls are in my throat. I would like them taken out if insurance weren’t an issue. So instead, I’m gonna play The Sims 3 and become a rock star.

Feb 21st

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Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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I blame everyone for my problems.

Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn’t him.

Feb 15th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 9th

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Anonymous asked: you are extremely funny and witty. you have a unique appearance and personality. everything about you is charming.

Feb 8th

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What if that person you liked, liked you back. →

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Feb 8th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 4th

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I'm going to be on the show friendzone

and I’ll be in love with me, and I’ll plan the perfect date, then I’ll say no. Because I don’t want to lose the friendship I have with me.

Feb 2nd

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Ba da da da da.

_’m _ o _ _ n’ i _

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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My car broke down at school when I tried to leave...

I’m now stuck at home, watching the friendzone.

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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the-vashta-nerada: just press play and watch the...

Feb 2nd

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That moment when you realize that as cheesy as it sounds, everything will be alright. (:

Feb 2nd

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Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Soo.

I had a seizure today, so I texted my friend that takes me to the nurse because it’s just embarrassing to me. She took up his phone and sent a random person with me that has no idea what to do if I pass out. I finally come out of it and I’m back in my classroom and I explain to my teacher that it was my fault because I texted my friend and he should not be in trouble. She went on to...

Jan 31st

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Really hot guy: We should skype sometime. What's your username?
Me: 
Really hot guy: 
Me: 
Really hot guy: 
Me: buttholebandit1

Jan 31st

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So the Mcdonalds in the walmart is not there...

jared and I walked in there and it took us a minute to notice. On the bright side, we sang the Beatles, bowled, looked at things we want but can’t afford, attempted to fill out job applications, and smelled the pink lemonade air freshener in my car Today= Success.

Jan 30th