me: i love you
me: omg no stop i love YOU more :)
shelpee: i like those friends that you dont have to talk to every day but youre still friends even if you go weeks without talking
How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds God bless this man
shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
Have the best boyfriend ever. Just sayin:)
Plans for when I get my own place with someone I...
chooseyourfriendswisely: Wake up. Have sex. Make breakfast. Have sex. Go to work & wish I was home. Come home. Have a snack. Have sex. Watch tv. Get distracted by sex. Continue having sex. Take a shower. Have sex in the shower. Cook dinner. Have sex. Go to sleep. yuuuuuup